Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Oscars Reviewed


The 85 Annual Academy Awards Reviewed

By Houston Coley

After watching this year’s Academy Awards (aka, the Oscars), the two adults in my family and I suspect my grandparents complained about Seth Mcfarlene’s adult content humor. But before I rant about how he had drunk jokes, sang a song about actresses’ breasts, and even had Ted (the teddy bear from the movie under the same name) come out and make a bunch of worse jokes, I want to start with the red carpet. Kristin Chenoweth hosted the interviews (with too much eye shadow), snagging Jennifer Lawrence and a few other celebs for a few quick questions. It seemed that she was either very uncomfortable talking, or just plain obnoxious with the amount of times she called people ‘sweetie’ and ‘girlfriend’. Still, that fashions on the red carpet last night were a little surprising. I was expecting bunches of ‘peekaboo’ dresses like everyone has been wearing lately, but didn’t see a single one. That night, most of the actresses were wearing more elegant than modern things (with the exception of a dress that tried and failed to communicate James Bond). Most that were wearing Vera Wang were dressed in a Cleopatra style dress, which we found out that Wang modeled them after in an interview. Jennifer Lawrence, in a pure white and frilly dress that looked like she was a queen going to a ball, also looked elegant. There were some strange fashions, but I am pleased to say most were but one solid color, a style that has been quickly fading, what with the amount of rainbow beaded and sequined dresses out there. Also, every celeb Kristin interviewed, she would ask a question: What was in the box to her left? She a hint: That it had more than 2,000 components. Eventually someone guessed correctly that it was Dorothy’s ruby slippers from the Wizard of Oz, which have more than 2,000 sequins on them. After a whole hour of red carpet madness, the celebs were finally let in to the theater, where it had been decorated with cameras in the background, changing to different things depending on the award (wigs for hair, computers for visual effects, etc.) Finally, we got to the host, who was, as said above, Seth Mcfarlene. Though he had some very bad and strange jokes, at least he wasn’t as bad as cruel Ricky Gervais. Still, I think that the Oscars would have been way better if Eddie Murphy had not turned down the hosting offer. I mean, we all know that all of the Oscars at least have some sort of crude humor, but you don’t have to go over the top. Part of this Oscar’s strangeness and rudeness could have come from the writers/producers, that were first timers, but I know for certain most of Seth Mcfarlene’s jokes came from his own Silver Linings Playbook. From the start though, the writers for this year’s show certainly had some very random ideas, like having an old version of Captain Kirk (Star Trek) come from the future to tell Mcfarlene he was going to have to improve his act, or else he’d ruin this year’s Oscars and be the worst host ever. He then showed a bunch of things that were going to happen in the next four hours, like Mcfarlene going out with Sally Field, and doing a sock puppet show of ‘Flight’. Select parts of these were pretty funny, but still quite random. Eventually, Mcfarlene shapes up his act and Captain Kirk says he’ll be okay, but I’m afraid that the Captain was wrong. Seth Mcfarlene had his funny parts, but even most of the celebs weren’t amused. (Ironically, Tommy Lee Jones laughed a lot though…)

After the rather random and only slightly funny opening with Mcfarlene and Captain Kirk, we FINALLY started the awards, with Mcfarlene noting that tonight’s ‘theme’ is music in film. So, in between awards, we get performers singing classic movie-musical songs, and more. One of the highlights of these performances, was in my opinion, Skyfall, performed by Adele. This song was featured in the opening of the James Bond movie under the same name, and in last night’s show, was featured after a five minute tribute to 50 years of agent 007. Finally, at the end of the show, Kristen Chenoweth and Mcfarlene sing a duet about how the losers of the awards are still great.

And last but not least, the awards themselves. Countless people presented, as usual, including Meryl Streep, and the Avengers, with the exception of Thor and Black Widow (aka, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeremy Renner, and Mark Ruffalo). Here are the boards of winners:

Best Picture: “Argo”

Best Actress: Jennifer Lawrence “Silver Linings Playbook”

Best Supporting Actress: Anne Hathaway “Les Miserables”

Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis “Lincoln”

Best Supporting Actor: Christopher Waltz “Django Unchained”

Best Director: Ang Lee “Life of Pi”

Best Adapted Screenplay: “Argo”

Best Original Screenplay: “Django Unchained”

Best Animated Film: “Brave”

Best Foreign Language Film: “Amour”

Best Music (ORIGINAL SONG): "Skyfall" from "Skyfall"

(Music and Lyric by Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth)

Best Music (ORIGINAL SCORE): Mychael Danna “Life of Pi”

Best Production Design: “Lincoln”

Best Visual Effects: “Life of Pi”

Best Documentary (FEATURE): “Searching for Sugar Man”

Best Makeup: “Les Miserables”

Best Costume Design: “Anna Karenina”

Best Film Editing: “Argo”

Best Sound Editing: Tie between “Skyfall” and “Zero Dark Thirty”

Best Sound Mixing: “Les Miserables”

Best Short Film (ANIMATED): “Paperman”

Best Short Film: (LIFE ACTION): “Curfew”

Best Documentary (SHORT): “Inocente”

Those are the winners. Now, let’s talk about the losers.

Starting with best animated picture, Wreck It Ralph, Pirates Band of Misfits, Frankenweenie, and Paranorman were all also nominated. While Brave was very good with the graphics quality (it took them three years to make Merida’s hair) what with castles and moors and princess hairdos, it lacked in story. Wreck it Ralph, however, had great graphics too. Sugar Rush, the candy go-kart game that Ralph travels to, is made entirely out of sweets, and the engineers at Disney Animation made the entire world out of real candy, to simulate it, and even developed software to make the candy more appetizing. Wreck it Ralph had a great story, all-star actors, and it’s not just Sugar Rush that had great graphics, everything else did too. On the other hand, the other three animated films were all Stop-Motion animated (a frame-by-frame process). But despite their hard working animated quality, none of those were actually very good, and naturally, lost to the girl with frizzy red hair.

The best picture was predictable. Argo got so many awards that the other films didn’t that we all saw it coming. Not much to say here, other than the good acceptance speech, with the exception of someone shoving Ben Afflick to the side so that they could thank people first.

Visual effects was won by Life of Pi, a good film in itself, and I do think that it should have won, but the Hobbit could’ve done it too, which brings me to…

Hair and Makeup. This was won by Les Miserables (of course) but in my opinion should have been taken by the Hobbit. The amount of intricate detail in the dwarve’s hairstyles alone could’ve beat out Les Miserables.

The best actor award was taken by Silver Linings Playbook Star: Jennifer Lawrence. She had been nominated for “Winter’s Bone” a couple years back, but this is her first win. As Jennifer walked up the stage, she tripped over the bottom of her dress though, causing bunches of news headlines to go crazy over nothing. Later in the press room, Lawrence said that the first thing that went through her mind was a bad word.

Best Actor went to Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln. His acceptance speech was heartfelt, and nothing short of presidential.

 I’m not going to go into more detail, as those are the only awards I actually pay any attention to most of the time, but I will say this: Even though Seth Mcfarlene pretty ruined the hosting part of the show, especially when he sang “We Saw Your Boobs” to all the actresses, the awards were given fairly well, and the acceptance speeches were even better.

Keep walking on the Other Side, and I’ll see you later.